Motormouth

Product List

• Lips & Hooves Wayne's World Hat

  "Wayne, I used to be in meat packing. Lips and hooves."The funny trucker hat is a hilarious deep-cut Wayne's World quote / meat-packing joke. Only the truest fans will get it. But it's still a conversation starter that turns heads faster than a cow getting milked in the movie theater.Part retro trucker cap, part comedic masterpiece. The Lips & Hooves hat features bold embroidered text on a structured, high-profile 5-panel design that keeps its shape through any adventure (or awkward encounter).With a breathable mesh back and adjustable snapback closure, it’s as comfortable as it is ridiculous. Perfect for road trips to Milwaukee, music festivals, or whenever you want strangers to question your fashion choices.Perfect gift for men, women, your dad or your bovine bestie.Product Details: Embroidered graphics 5-panel, high-profile structure Flat bill with classic trucker styling Breathable mesh back, no eyelets Plastic snapback closure One size fits most (21⅝″–23⅝″ / 53.3–60 cm) Unisex Fabric: 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester (or 65% polyester / 35% cotton)

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Relax! Your Pills? Trucker Hat

  For people who keep everyone else calm—by keeping it lightly unhinged. The Relax! Your Pills? funny trucker hat is your wearable reminder not to take life (or yourself) too seriously.This deep cut Wayne's World quote hat will delight fellow fans and fellow Prozac users.Got a dark sense of humor and a good heart? This structured, high-profile 5-panel trucker hat brings breathable comfort and sharp wit together in one bold statement. Whether you’re hitting the farmer’s market, the dog park, or your therapist’s waiting room—this embroidered masterpiece will keep your head cool and your vibe supportive.Product Details: Embroidered graphics 5-panel, structured, high-profile fit Flat bill for a modern look Stiff front fabric for structure and style Mesh back for breathability Snapback closure, one size fits all Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3–60 cm) Fabric: 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester (or 65% polyester / 35% cotton)

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Nerd Beach Funny Trucker Hat

  Like a nude beach, but for the smart and sexually repressed. The Nerd Beach hat celebrates obscure knowledge and video games in your mom's basement.You don’t need to bare it all to make a bold statement. This funny trucker hat is a structured, high-profile 5-panel cap that keeps your cool while turning heads with unique geek chic. Designed for anyone whose idea of a wild day at the beach involves debating Star Trek continuity errors and the latest Google algorithm update. Made with breathable mesh, stiff front panels, and embroidered lettering that holds up better than your last GitHub commit.Product Details: Embroidered graphics 5-panel, structured, high-profile Flat bill, no eyelets Breathable mesh back Plastic snap closure One size fits most (21⅝″–23⅝″ / 53.3–60 cm) Fabric: 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester (or 65% polyester / 35% cotton)

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Jesus Radical Left Woke Agenda | Political Bumper Sticker

  Let everyone on the highway know exactly where you stand on the most controversial issue of our time: being kind to people. The Jesus Radical Left Woke Agenda Bumper Sticker proudly showcases the original sandal-wearing social reformer lending a hand—because nothing says “woke” like healing the sick and feeding the poor.Slap this sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or favorite heretic-detecting device and watch as confused onlookers try to decide whether to honk in agreement or clutch their pearls.Great for: Drivers who enjoy causing theological traffic jams Progressive Christians who actually get what the Bible was saying Anyone who thinks kindness and generosity is a radical political actBonus: Pairs beautifully with using your turn signal, letting someone merge and turning the other cheek.Show the world that compassion never goes out of style and that Jesus would have been a Democrat...or maybe Green Party.

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Long Line of Cowards | Funny Mug

  Honor your noble heritage… of running away! The Long Line of Cowards Ceramic Mug is the perfect vessel for anyone who bravely avoids danger, confrontation, responsibility, or even mildly awkward conversations. They call it cowardice. Your family calls it solid risk management.Featuring a valiant medieval knight on horseback and your ancestor hiding in Monty Python-style shrubbery, this mug proudly declares: “I Come From a Long Line of Cowards.” Because sometimes bravery is overrated, and hiding in a bush is the only way you'll keep all your limbs in tact.Perfect for: People who would absolutely NOT survive a fantasy quest Medieval enthusiasts with a self-deprecating streak Fans of Monty Python, humor, knights, bushes, and excuses Anyone who prefers retreat over defeatBonus: This chalice of cowardice pairs wonderfully with coffee, tea, and the fine tradition of avoiding all forms of danger—physical, emotional, and social.Celebrate your legacy. Sip with pride. And if trouble arises… you know where the nearest coniferous shrub is.

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Entrepreneurons: Acronym Panic Center Canvas Wall Art

  Need a funny gift for a coworker, boss, startup founder or anyone whose brain runs on caffeine, chaos, and KPIs.Give your office (or, let’s be honest, your bedroom-slash-Zoom-studio) the startup legitimacy it clearly deserves with this premium canvas print of the Entrepreneurons diagram — a highly accurate* mapping of the modern startup brain.(*By “accurate” we mean “emotionally accurate,” which is the only accuracy that matters.)This faux-scientific illustration breaks down the true neurological landscape of a founder: Cringing through MVPs and trying to sell half-cooked ideas Lowering KPIs (again) Re-evaluating SEO at 1am Exaggerating ROI for investor pitch decks and client demos Crying over CRO after spending way too much time debating the CTA on your home page. Overly relying on AI to run your business and your entire life Praying for an IPO...or death, whichever comes sooner.And of course… the legendary Acronym Panic Center.Printed on high-quality, ready-to-hang canvas, this piece is the perfect upgrade for: Startup offices Coworking spaces Founder dens Bosses who pretend they meditate Fellow entreprenerds who love a good acronym roastWhether you're bootstrapping, scaling, or spiraling — this artwork reminds you you're not alone. We're all just neurons firing wildly in the dark, hoping the metrics worth themselves out eventually.Bring science. Bring satire. Bring sanity (kind of).Make your walls smarter — or at least funnier.

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• What Doesn’t Kill You Poster | Best Gift for Writers

  Every writer knows the truth: current trauma is just future material. The What Doesn’t Kill You Author Poster celebrates the noble, caffeinated art of turning emotional and physical hell into beautifully typed sentences—because if life insists on being dramatic, you might as well get a best-selling memoir out of it.Featuring a vintage typewriter accompanied by the words “What Doesn't Kill You Makes Your Memoir Stronger,” this poster is basically the official crest of writers who’ve been through it, laughed about it, and then wrote 350 pages about it.Perfect for: writers, published authors, memoirists, bloggersjournal-hoarding literary gremlins writing nooks, book stores, studios, offices, or anywhere tears have been shed. People who self-soothe by reorganizing their bookshelves Anyone who believes suffering is just “plot development”Hang it proudly as a reminder that every heartbreak, disaster, and questionable life choice is just another chapter waiting to be written. Keep drafting. Keep surviving. And most importantly… keep turning your chaos into content.

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Party On!™ Licorice Dispenser

  Anyone who has seen the movie “Wayne’s World” has wished they had this red rope licorice dispenser in their car. Oh yes, it will be yours! Your licorice dispenser comes in a super cool gift box. Upgrade to get 3 red rope licorice strands a whopping 34" long a piece! Safe plastic knife-cutting feature! Easy to Refill! Food Safe! Fun for the whole family! Newly re-engineered flexible options for mounting! This licorice dispenser makes the perfect gift for a co-worker, friend, teenager or husband. It’s also a fun accessory for rideshare drivers, at your desk, in your locker, or even in your shower.

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Live in the Now! Wayne's World Gift Box

  Sha-wing! The Live in the Now! Wayne's World Gift Box is the perfect gift for your best childhood friend, your dad, your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or high school student. The 90s are back! The gift box includes: - Party On! Licorice dispenser - Wayne's World Hat - one-size fits most trucker style black hat - Live in the Now! Wayne and Garth Sticker - 3 3/4" strands of Super Rope licorice! - Totally amazing gift box! Typically ships in 3-5 days.

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin

• Wayne's World Hat

  Get this totally amazing embroidered Wayne's World hat! - 100% Cotton for your ultimate comfortable. Right on! - High quality embroidery - Adjustable from Back, One Size Fits Most - Unisex Adult Adjustable Black Baseball Hat Cap - Perfect for Halloween costumes, funny Christmas gifts, costume parties, casual use or a rocking night at The Gasworks heavy metal bar! - These caps make a totally excellent gift idea for friends, your dad, your husband, your teenager and anyone who loves the movie Wayne's World! Handwash only.

  Store: Motormouth

  Location: Madison, Wisconsin